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possibly the WORST thing EVER! [16 Mar 2006|10:54am] ok, possibly the WORST THING EVER happened to me yesterday. well, actually it was the day before but i didnt find out till yesterday. i failed my drug test. i thought i was good and safe n stuff but apparently i was wrong. i tested positive for nocotine and marijuana. sooooo now, im on LOCKDOWN. seriously. no phone, no internet (im at school), no friends, no going anywhere, for AWHILE! it REALLY sucks. i cant go anywhere for pring break and im gonna be on extra chores n shit. and yeah. i might not even be able to go to prom. my dad ALMOST took drama away from me. but naw. so for all the young'ns out there. the moral of this story is....DONT SMOKE! or do...and get caught but have a good time while it lasts! [1] | @

[22 Aug 2005|05:55pm] [ mood | headache ] [ music | some "shut me out" song ] ok faggets! this is how its gonna roll. new plan. for school we ahve this gay ass thing called a "dress code" mmkay? and so me and my friends have decided to mock the dress code. the biggest thing the dress code includes is tucking in your shirt. and no cleavage. soo me and my friends are buying 5 plain t-shirts of diff colors (each person is a diff color) and wearing them everyday of the week. <center>they will look like the following:</center> @

gaaay [18 Aug 2005|10:32pm] [ mood | as fuck ] [ music | some "let me out" song ] school is a fagget. @

[12 Jul 2005|10:45pm] [ mood | my butt itches ] [ music | none ] sunday we were inside because of the hurricane. and it was gaaaaaay. but saturday we went to dollar tree to look around coz we were really bored APPARENTLY. and i found a bunch of these: ( you know theres more nigger ) [3] | @

venturing outdoors [10 Jul 2005|05:39pm] [ mood | headache ] [ music | does a screaming baby count? ] we went 2 a few placez today. first, we went to and we parked next to and i saw make-up models why  is the nigger so happy? ( 5465745643854657485 pics hurrr ) [3] | @

THIS POST IS FOR JAMIE! [07 Jul 2005|10:13pm] [ mood | awesome ] [ music | none ] i showed up in pratt de ville today (prattville) and we went grocery shopping at winn dixie. and this is whut i found. fat white trash, and fat black trash. oh yes. i love alabama. she bent over just as i shot the pic to show off a lil more of that bootay. ( oh it gets better. ) [4] | @

[06 Jul 2005|12:29am] [ mood | preeeettty good bitches. ] [ music | i dunno, some song. ] my layout. aint it purrrty? ^alabama school systems right thurrr [1] | @

[29 Jun 2005|05:27pm] [ mood | good ] [ music | some kinda of booty music ]        @

oh my [02 Jun 2005|04:36pm] [ mood | good ] [ music | the carpenters: close to you ] oh dear sweet eljay. how i have missed you so. lemme count the wayz.... 1. ummm or not. hokay i havent updated in the loooongest time.  and i found all these pics from when i went to georgia and from a friends website http://www.geocities.com/ayellowsailboat/frito.html a while back, and so yeah have a look-see.     could anyone tell me whut this is for?   we found another one at mcdonalds:   and let the word of god compell you? amen to that............   this ones for you jess:   this was my fav. found it on the interstate.   and for the dumbasses out thurrr:   and that was my trip. well the highlights anyway.....         [1] | @

oh my [02 Jun 2005|04:21pm] [ mood | good ] [ music | the carpenters: close to you ] oh dear sweet eljay. how i have missed you so. lemme count the wayz.... 1. ummm or not. hokay i havent updated in the loooongest time.  and i found all these pics from when i went to georgia a while back, and so yeah have a look-see.     could anyone tell me whut this is for?   we found another one at mcdonalds:   and let the word of god compell you? amen to that............   this ones for you jess:   this was my fav. found it on the interstate.   and for the dumbasses out thurrr:   and that was my trip. well the highlights anyway.....         @

ive decided to update [09 Jan 2005|09:38am] [ mood | sick ] [ music | BUFFY SOUNDTRACK ] ive decided to update and do one of those EXTREMELY lazy fill-out things. mmkay? THREE NAMES YOU GO BY: 1. sarah 2. ozzy 3. osbornes little sister THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD: 1. pimpinxpippin 2. disturbed_socks 3. whengofersattak THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF: 1. my jokes 2. the fact that im always chillin 3. my intellect (hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! see? jokes. im funny.) THREE THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF: 1. looks 2. im so mean..... 3. weight THREEPARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE: 1. polish 2. irish 3. scottish THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU: 1. large bodies of water 2. killer and blue whales 3. bad tans and bad spray on tan shit THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS: 1. buffy 2. internet 3. buffy THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW: 1. blue and white striped capris pj pants 2. white austin old school homecoming shirt 3. beater THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS (or artists at the moment): 1. breaking benjamin 2. sex pistols 3. alter bridge THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT: 1. rest in peace-spike 2. anarchy-sex pistols 3. number 6 on the breaking benjamin cd. THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS: 1. go back in time 2. throw a hair dryer in water and see if it electricutes a gerbil. 3. pass school FOUR THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP (love is a given): 1. honesty 2. trust 3. friendship 4. fun TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE if you can guess the lie, you are amazing: 1. uhhh.... 2. 3. THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU: 1. eyes 2. smile 3. ass THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO: 1. go to church 2. kill my best friend (well unless she went ape-shit and tried to kill me or something) 3. be social THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES: 1. reading 2. getting on the computer 3. BUFFY THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW: 1. itch this spot on the back of my leg i cant reach 2. listen to the buffy soundtrack again 3. not be sick THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING: 1. photographer 2. be a slack bag 3. P.E. teacher THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION: 1. ireland 2. scottland 3. new zealand THREE KID'S NAMES: 1. moonbeam 2. chester 3. shalamalama ding dong THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: 1. bungee jump 2. go hang gliding 3. go up in a hot air balloon again THREE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW OR DIE PAINFULLY: 1.umm..no1? 2. 3. @

interesting........ [29 Dec 2004|11:56pm] [ mood | good ] [ music | glycerine-bush ] so tonight me and stevie were bored and sitting at my house and i say "damnit lets go to huntsville" so we go. stevie says she can get us there but shes a lil shady getting home. im like "ok" so we're off. we're driving down the highway and we're comin up on the space and rocket center. i think to myself *we arent supposed to pass the space and rocket center* so i tell stevie and shes like "shit" so we hafta turn around  and we get to this texaco and stevie goes in to ask for help and its this foreign dood and hes all *insert india accent here* "do u want new mall or old mall?" stevie says "screw this" and we get on research park boulevard. so we do. and get back on the road and fix our own problem and we feel like big girls. lol. we get to circuit city where we were supposed to be and walk around like 2 extremely high ppls even tho we werent. and we find this guy that works there coz we need to checkout and we're all laughing and stevie's bein obnoxious. and he figures our math out for us n stuff. and he says hes a engineer and math teacher and a somethin else. and im like "wow" and then he says "well thats whut happens when you marry the wrong girl and get divorced" and stevie says "the same thing happened to me" the dood looks at me and says "could you please take her out of the store?"             lol!!!!!        i el oh eled all over the place.              me and stevie got walkie talkies!!!!!       we were testing them out. they get scratchy about 3 miles apart.  in the car. i was at her house and she was in the car. so then we are going home and take a wrong exit. and turn around at the same place we turned around before. and then we were on our way home! yay! it was a learning experience.           earlier that day: robbie sitting on the couch and we're watchin tv and carmen electra comes on and hes all "o0o0 shes so hott" and i say "now dont go bustin a load on the couch there" (im on the phone with stevie whilst saying this imagine the facial expressions when she says "WHAT!") and he says "too late go get some napkins"             oh its the little things.                 [2] | @

random [24 Dec 2004|03:05am] [ mood | headache bitches!!! ] [ music | milli vanilli ] im listening to milli vanilli and my brother is making up songs about hairy shit being in people's buttcracks. hmmm.... i'd say the evening is complete. @

you dont know me [21 Dec 2004|12:56am] [ mood | good ] [ music | none ] soo.... jessica made me this kickass shirt for christmas. and it has a picture of bufy tieing up spike in the episode "pangs" in the 4th season, ("ow, your cuttin off my circulation."-spike "you dont have any circulation"- buffy "well, it pinches"-spike.) and it says "you dont know me" at the top of the pic. SSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AWESOME!!!!! and i have already used my shirt against the forces of evil (heathers sister) she said "no alcohol i know you" and i replied with "hey, read the shirt YOU DONT KNOW ME!!!!" (seen as how i was wearing my shirt that day as it was a buffy day) yay!!! and then i was reading some spuffy fanfiction and it said "you don't know me…" WINAR! [1] | @

*grumble* *grumble* [19 Dec 2004|09:54pm] [ mood | headache ] [ music | home: three days grace ] soo.... i dont think ive posted in like a million years. BUT im posting now. so pay attention bitches.     right now im in prattville alabama. at my best friend heathers house. so awesome. i luuuurve it here. i have friends here too apparently. who knew? lets see.....whens the last i posted? oh yeah butt sex, well.....since then. my buffy passion has pursued. we watched season 7 not too long ago. it was intense. great tho. i cried coz now theres none left. but now we can watch angel. on the thursday before i left i went over to jessicas (hothothothot) and watched buffy with lee (omgomgomgomg my IDOL!) getty (wouldnt shutup) and hannah (i wanna rape her). and getty wouldnt shut up i seriously thought someone was gonna die.   OH! i saw a car window at super target that said JESUS IS AWESOME. AHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! damn. i fell over in the parking lot and started laffing. my mom got mad at me. oh well. thursday night when my brother came to pick me up at jessicas i walked out to the van and i saw brandon in the seat and then milea and easterwood in the very back and a bright ass red skateboard. and i thought "hmmmm" so i got in and was all "hokay.....are they trying to hide?" and my bro was all "what are you talking about? theres no1 here" "retard i saw milea and easterwood and a skateboard" "damn" apparently it was andrews skateboard and he was there along with robbie. trying to hide. and i thought to myself a spike quote             "this is the crack team that foils my every plan?"         so tonight, me heather mark james luke christina amanda samantha and alyssa went caroling. it was special. we caroled at a race trac. THAT was special. luke got a slushie and mixed it with mountain dew. it was absolutely vial.     i got a breakfast club poster from heather for christmas!!!! WOOT!!!                   I LUUUUUUURRRVVE YEW JESSICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [4] | @

[19 Dec 2004|06:49pm] Merry Christmas Sarah. Check your icons, yo. @

i feel all dorky..... [30 Nov 2004|09:56pm] [ mood | dorky: refer to icon ] [ music | hanson: this time around ]  it is 9:57PM and im eating pie. i am jamming with my wet hair to crossfade i took a picture of the pie i just ate and i licked milk off the scanner can it get better? YES! wanna know why? because stevie just said "BUTT SEX" wow. this friday.......SEASON 6 BITCHES!!! and im gonna make jess watch it all or im gonna take it home and watch the rest coz i dont wanna wait another week to finish it!!! HELLS NO! i have a myspace but i never use it. hmm.....oh well.   haters all over my hurrr. is it my fault that it looks like SHIT EVERYDAY?!!! NO!! FUCK OFF!   *snarl*     ahhhhhhhhhhh hanson!!! ahahahahahaha!!!!             [1] | @

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [30 Nov 2004|11:02am] [ mood | AHHHHH!!!!!! ] [ music | none ]             ghost of the robot is love brought to you by the isLove Generator OMFG!!! JESS!!! @

*sigh* [26 Nov 2004|11:32pm] [ mood | i feel beaten - refer to icon ] [ music | home: 3daysgrace ] today, is november 26th. the biggest shopping day of the year! and guess what folks? i work at kb toys! feel for me plz. kthx. i worked from 2PM-11PM. i got home bout 20 minutes ago. highlights of my wonderfantastic working are: a girl walking down the barbie aisle said to her mom "okay, tell me what is so special about Bratz!" a little boy prolly bout 6 was BEATING THE SHIT!! out of a drum set with the drum sticks damon rode a scooter through the store my friends came and saw me got me drinks YAY!! andrew made a sexually explicit comment right in front of a little girl and the mothers eyes BULGED! and thats about it. there might be more, but at this point i dont really care. got my paycheck today. its only like $43. bleh. but thats only 2 days worth. i told jess "if you can get me $20 i can get season 6!!!!!" she said "well i dont have it now but i will get $20!!!!!" i was all "WINAAAAAARR!!!!!" my next paycheck is gonna be BAM!!!huge.  i mean, just wednesday, friday, and saturday its gonna be $121. geez. im bustin out with season 7 so hard. jess is gonna have a heart attack. oh well. ill defibrilator her to watch season 7 with me. in her bed. where we lose the remotes and sleep on pens shes left there. in the ZONE!               i am so DAMN excited!!!!! im gonna like.....piss myself or something.                   [3] | @

kinda do...kinda dont.... [23 Nov 2004|12:58pm] [ mood | ack ] [ music | mcr thank you for the venom ] i kind of wanna update but kinda dont. but im gonna anywayz. jeez. last night went over to jess's house to watch yes BUFFY!!! because it owns me now. not really....but kind of yea. watched season 5. it was hella intense. and jess all fell asleep half-way through so i was left alone to silently cry at times where it was needed.  *sniffle* anyway. grr my finger hurts. youz guyz like the death scene? yes my neck is pale and bleh but youll get over it i have complete confidence in you. cant wait for jess's mom to get her the 6th season. its a horrible addiction. I WAS READING BOOKS ON IT WHEN THE SHOW WENT OFF!!!!!!!! AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!               but its okay coz im dealing. and coping. and what not. hope she gets season 6 soon. and i better get it in before the holiday's over. grrr. gawd i hafta work friday and saturday. ALL DAY!! and right now im going on about ZERO hours sleep, and some pop-tarts about a million hours ago. grrrr..... need sleep.           [3] | @

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